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The Ninja Song

from Outside on the Inside by Aaron Ackerson

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lyrics

In my line of work, you never get bored
doing espionage for a feudal lord
My suit is black, not pink or violet
I like renaissance art, can't stand pirates!
Watch your back when you're on my turf
I play electric guitar and or course I can surf
I look forward to committing your murder
I like to flip out and I make great burgers

When I take you by surprise, there is no chance to flee.
(So don't even try!)
Dude, are you bad enough to save the president from me?
(I really don't think so)

People love ninjas 'cause we are so neat
Everything we do is totally sweet
Everyone knows ninjas cannot be beat
Mess with us, it will lead to your defeat
Ninja, ninja, ninja. We're so elite

When I carry out my mission I'm stealthy and quick
just like Alice Johnson's brother Rick
There really is a spoon and you better not drop it
And watch your head, 'cause I might just chop it
Ask a ninja what you'd like to know.
(If you're cornered at river, where do you go?)
I can run across the water like Jesus
(Where does a ninja sleep?)
Wherever he pleases!

I am one skilled in the art of remaining unperceived
(I'm right behind you now!)
To be confused with samurai is one of my pet peeves.
(It gets on my nerves)

People love ninjas 'cause we are so neat
Everything we do is totally sweet
Everyone knows ninjas cannot be beat
Mess with us, it will lead to your defeat
Ninja, ninja, ninja. We're so elite

(What are ninjas?)
(Killers.)

When I take you by surprise, there is no chance to flee.
(What are ninjas?)
Dude, are you bad enough to save the president from me?
(Killers.)

People love ninjas 'cause we are so neat
Everything we do is totally sweet
Everyone knows ninjas cannot be beat
Mess with us, it will lead to your defeat
Ninja, ninja, ninja. We're so elite

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from Outside on the Inside, released May 11, 2014
Dave Kitsberg (guitar)
Brian Wilkie (pedal steel)

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